Seth: What is it?
Me: A hippopotamus.
Seth: No POTAMUS! Hippo.
Seth: What is it?
Me: A Rhinoceros
Seth: NO RHINOCEROS! Rhino.
Seth: What is it?
Me: A Chimpanzee.
Seth: No panzee. Monkey.
Me: No, it's a chimpanzee.
Seth: NO! MONKEY!
Me: He doesn't have a tail. Monkeys have tails. He's a chimp.
Seth: [totally in my face] NO MOMMY! NO CHIMP! MON-KEEEEEEEY!
Waits a few seconds . . .
Seth: What is it?
Me: A monkey Seth.
Seth: What is it?
Me: A horse. [It's really a unicorn]
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